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I was having a bad day until i got on here and rea...

2010-07-27T18:12:19.665-07:00

I was having a bad day until i got on here and read this... i realize maybe my day aint so bad after all. I forgot all the bs we put up with <3 I also laughed my ass off, you are awesome!

That sucks, She is a very good looking woman,and s...

2010-07-13T19:22:35.852-07:00

That sucks, She is a very good looking woman,and shares my birthday of Feb 7th, but im a few years older than that doll. Godbless you Stephanie. KC..www.kcsjerky.com

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WELCOME MY PORNCLERK BROTHERS AND ...

2010-06-09T17:32:14.179-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WELCOME MY PORNCLERK BROTHERS AND SISTERS! I'd given up hope that you'd find this! Your comments have made me think and thrilled my little black heart.

The "cherry' scented one's smell like Nyquil.

2010-05-27T20:02:31.569-07:00

The "cherry' scented one's smell like Nyquil.

I get some pretty awesome homeless people in my st...

2010-05-26T13:31:56.940-07:00

I get some pretty awesome homeless people in my store all the time. Yes I'm a smut peddler too. I had one guy come in, hands all black, looking like he lives in a storm drain, and smelling like it too, he did purchase stuff however. two packs of stiff nights, a bottle of lube, and a cock ring. I honestly don't want to see the person that would fuck this guy, 'cause odds are, that person is even nastier. I don't really have to worry about chasing off the bad apples though, we have an asshole janitor that does that. He chases off paying customers too. We don't get a lot of night time business on the nights he works. He likes to take the fact that his life sucks out on everybody else. It's not our fault he's been a jizz mopper for the last eleven years. Tooothless asshole.

Graveyard at a pornshop is boring and interesting at the same time. Amazing tweakers galore! I once had a guy in there that was so fucking high he was vibrating. Practically no irises. Awesome. And it's not quite the sexy job I thought it would be. I'm surrounded by dudes trying like hell to fuck me. Now I know how women feel in the same scenario....beautiful.

Shoes on a backpack... I've walked around town wit...

2010-05-22T21:49:08.925-07:00

Shoes on a backpack... I've walked around town with shoes tied to my backpack, but then again I didn't go shopping... everything else is justified in my opinion. As a clerk it's your job to ensure the merchandise and store are clean and safe, and you have the right to refuse service to anybody who you feel violates those standards. Forget about any definite rule... it's up to each situation and how you prefer to handle it at that time. I'd say it's hard to argue if you're going into a store not to shop there.

Hehe, I'm actually posting from my work(a fellow f...

2010-05-14T14:42:36.880-07:00

Hehe, I'm actually posting from my work(a fellow fuck shop)...This comes into play all too much, but the homeless seem to have different levels of "conciousness" I guess...

I do get the ones that want to come in here and browse the whole goddamn day because it beats the outdoor sweltering heat and it's the closest thing to skinemax they can get without paying to enter our arcade...They're always strung out on something & stumble through the isles examining every possible item we carry...Like someone said above, you have to babysit these cretans so they don't steal...

And then I get the "out of your mind" homeless that look like they'll go for the jugular if you don't agree with them that he goes to Paris with George Lucas and a bunch of models on a daily basis
OR
if you engage in any conversation, even a mere "Hello", you're entitled to know every intimate detail about this offensively odorous vagrant(I actually had to ask one very nice but insane man to leave due to his outrageous smell)...The stories & experiences I have are pretty amusing, but when it's actually happening at that moment, it's quite annoying...

Well, I've spent the better part of the day flippi...

2010-05-11T13:45:08.104-07:00

Well, I've spent the better part of the day flipping back and forth to the site, reading up. Hell of a good time. Thanks for helping me kill the day.

A couple you might have missed. Irritable Bowel Sy...

2010-05-11T13:44:02.341-07:00

A couple you might have missed.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Irritable+Bowel+Syndrome+4/year=2008/Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome-4.htm

Piss my Ass Off and the follow-up, Piss My Ass Off 2
http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Piss+My+Ass+Off+2/year=2010/Piss-My-Ass-Off-2.htm

he has NO flow, or concepts, or originality. Dude,...

2010-05-09T20:35:46.190-07:00

he has NO flow, or concepts, or originality. Dude, CAN NOT RAP. No skills. Not even laughable, just dumb. Rick Ross Kinda sucks too, They should make a film TOGETHER, Now that might make some money. you know they are both on the "down low"...............lol

There is always the homeless (or not) guy with FIL...

2010-05-01T22:47:05.283-07:00

There is always the homeless (or not) guy with FILTHY hands, hands with the long yellowed nicotine talons digging down the back of his pants. who insists on examining every single product in the store, by picking it up, looking at both sides, replacing the product on the shelf (usually upside down or backwards), and moving on to the next object of merchandise. He will methodically continue finger fucking EVERY SINGLE ITEM IN THE STORE. This can take hours, and in the meantime I am left to babysit the fucker so that he dosnt steal anything. This robs me of valuable slack/reading time. The man will buy one of our 99 cent pillows of lube before he leaves the store, this technically makes him a customer, but I am not friendly or kind to this man. Later, I cringe inwardly when "normal" customers come in legitimately shopping and they unknowingly handle the same objects the mans foul hands had caressed lovingly only hours before, then I see them touching each others faces, rubbing their eyes etc. I just want run over to warn then and offer them hand sanitizer. But I dont.

Boots tied to bags pose a safety problem, especial...

2010-04-29T12:41:47.684-07:00

Boots tied to bags pose a safety problem, especially if the wearer turns a corner quickly. Same with pots and pans. They're also likely very noisy. I'm thinking these rules will also ensure campers and hikers will be banned.

Oh, and I can vouch for homed people who have dirty hands (me - when I get off work, where I till the land). I do not touch anything I might soil, certainly not panties, so homeless people should wash their hands in the restrooms you so kindly provide.

Awww. I miss you when you're away too - I guess wr...

2010-04-29T12:35:35.935-07:00

Awww. I miss you when you're away too - I guess writing about work isn't always easy (that's the reason I take extended breaks).

never good advice, my sweet. Always do that. It'...

2010-04-29T12:14:53.770-07:00

never good advice, my sweet. Always do that. It's hard to tell people no, especially when they're not even acknowledging that they keep all their possessions in a plastic sack. I had a guy once tell me he is NOT homeless but just went shopping. "Sure, you're shopping-- out of a garbage can."

You see... THIS is why I wash things before I wear...

2010-04-28T15:29:59.988-07:00

You see... THIS is why I wash things before I wear them!

Ya know I will always open a package for them, but...

2010-04-28T12:03:54.389-07:00

Ya know I will always open a package for them, but now I'm warning people and letting them smell it themselves. They DO stink. So bad. I've even posted stuff about it on Pipedream's facebook page, trying to get their attention. Nice to see you again my little GG Girl. I've missed you.

Are customers allowed to smell sex toys before pur...

2010-04-25T08:19:52.677-07:00

Are customers allowed to smell sex toys before purchase? Perhaps you need to put up a sign.

Well fornication rule america ...sick culture

2010-04-09T03:19:55.837-07:00

Well fornication rule america ...sick culture

I love YOU!!!

2010-03-26T13:16:15.677-07:00

I love YOU!!!

GGG you are so so right. Gross huh. And yep! I t...

2010-03-20T10:56:40.252-07:00

GGG you are so so right. Gross huh. And yep! I think Karma. Even given his history, I don't believe she ever thought he'd do this to her. She must be shocked, but I'm sure she's awake now. Miss Bullock is crying, but only because she's no longer sleeping.

KARMA????

2010-03-19T20:51:42.617-07:00

KARMA????

Yeah, this all pissed me off too. I bet you there ...

2010-03-19T15:16:42.599-07:00

Yeah, this all pissed me off too. I bet you there are still a bunch of people who would rather Jesse and his racist girlfriend raised the kid than a porn star though...

Buh dum CHING! LOL!

2010-03-15T20:34:54.959-07:00

Buh dum CHING! LOL!

My 10 year anniversary is coming up in June, I thi...

2010-03-07T14:11:39.563-08:00

My 10 year anniversary is coming up in June, I think I can be here forever. Though I'm not a "porn clerk". I'm a Self-Fulfillment Facilitator. There is a beauty in having, and deserving, the ultimate trust of a woman who didn't know me before she walked through my shop's font door.
The only time I feel dirty is when I catch myself looking down her shirt. (Luckily they never suspect girls who wear Sanrio.)

Totally. I do. We're a mess. I do love my clerks...

2010-03-04T09:59:47.825-08:00

Totally. I do. We're a mess. I do love my clerks just the way they are, but too much to leave them that way.