Customer came into the store, he bought one of Pipedream company's BASIX brand dong (for what purpose? Is he making a lamp out of it? Or is it going up his butt.)
but came back days later to exchange it. The reason? "It smells bad."
(because it was in your butt?)
No. He claimed it had never been um...'used,' but that he bought it, put it in his closet and the odor of it in the package stunk up his closet so bad, and made all his shirts smell like eyewatering chemical/plastic stink.
And then, he threatened to sue me for his laundry bill, and possibly for pain and suffering because he's sure the dong is toxic. "Nothing that smells like that can be healthy so, ok."
(maybe it's your digestive system.)
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