Pipedreams is a nightmare

Novelty adult toy company, Pipedreams has decide to forgo the "adult" portion of their description and stick with the "novelty." They've gone and made some shit to fill a landfill with. How thoughtful of them.

Thank you so so so much, Pipedreams. May I actually have the opportunity to look another adult human being in the eye and TRY to sell him or her a... what is it? a Tiger Woods Sex Doll? Mother may I? Or the "Wood cover" condom? Pretty please?

And what will be my selling pitch be for the wind-up, jerk-off toy? "Well no I know no one cares about this now but ya know, for like five weeks in 2010 it was HUGE news. Wouldn't you like to take this toy home and leave it in like, a co-workers desk drawer, just to imply you know about his affair and will be sending the blackmail information at a later date?" $OLD!

And I know, there's so many jokes here, what with all the "sticks" and "holes" and "wood," but that was last month. Even the 13 year old boys who thought of the jokes FIRST have moved on.

Grow up, Pipedreams.