Oh, this is cuntastic.

Where to begin.


When I saw Sandra Bullock talk non-stop about her "sweet six year old" (aka Janine's KID!) at the Oscars, I screamed at the tv, "YOU'RE A KIDNAPPING CUNT!" But, it turns out, she's just a big, dumb woman.

The real cunt in all of this is Jesse James. Cause while he stood dutifully behind his Oscar winning wife, holding her purse in one hand, he was texting horny messages to his girlfriend of over 11 months.

The girlfriend being a very handsome woman named Michelle McGee. Well, I can see why Jesse fell for her on Myspace. Michelle's a spirited little minx. Her turn on's are: pretending she doesn't know who Sandra Bullock was married to, telling her dad to go fuck himself and hating black people. Adorable!

So how is Jesse James a better parent than Janine? In what way are any of these douchebags more qualified to raise and love that little girl than her own mom? I'm so glad Miss Priss Bullock got knocked off her high horse. She was judgmental and should not have been. Maybe Janine isn't the crazy bitch he made you think she was, Sandy...