Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Herpes Tour, hosted by Jesse James, continues

When my own husband left me for a transvestite he met on Startrek.com, I wasn't sure I was done with him until I read a couple of his emails to the other "lady." When I read the poorly written, smarmy, stupid shit, I realized my husband was an idiot and bid him adieu.

Same with Jesse James. I never realized how dumb he was until now. Here's sneak peek to the Master at work... Buckle up, it's crazy:

Jesse: Need anything before I split?
Woman: Some Tums.
Jesse: I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better…


Really? That's his game? How do you turn a run to the store for Tums into a sexual innuendo? Amazing. Did he also call her a "booger head"? Does Jesse James put his hands down his butt crack and make the girls smell it? Does he punch them and run away? WHO WOULD FUCK THIS DUMMY. IF I HUMPED HIM I'D FEEL LIKE I MOLESTED A RETARD. <--Same reason I let my husband go.

While the maggot mistresses come crawling out from under the rocks (I believe we're up to 3 or 4 now) Janine has taken this opportunity to speak out in FAVOR of Sandra Bullock having continued visits with her child.

I realize Janine feels sorry for Sandra. I realize she thinks now they have something in common. But Sandra doesn't see it that way.

Janine, don't be so quick to give her a pass. I promise you, she still hates you. Probably even more now, because you warned her.

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