April Fools day at the porno store turned me into some kind of merry prankster--with out the drugs or bus.
Fun with Box Covers:
On one AFD, I was working graveyard and rearranged the entire store. I put the gay section in the hetero full feature and the European (AKA You're-a-peein-und-poopin) in gonzo. Oh that was hilarious watching people try to find their 'flavor.' Maybe that's how we knew I was management material -- Made great use of my free time and was always a proactive thinker.
I once also spelled "CUNT" using only the box covers on one wall.
I also made many "forts" out of porno boxes. But that was when we had VHS.
The Dollar in the Spooge Gag. If you ever see money on the floor of the arcade, DO NOT TOUCH IT. Here's how clerks would play: Find an arcade booth with a yogurt puddle in it, drop a dollar or quarter in it (the dollar is the new quarter) and time it to see how long before it gets picked up. Bonus points if you predict who will grab it. Place your bets with your co-clerk. Bet things like beer, hand jobs, drugs, job chores, or even, who gets to clean it up.
The "We Don't Have That" Gag:
Say we had a difficult customer. Say it was like a guy who hated women and kept calling me names like, "insolent" and say stuff like, "you such a beetch, you know that right?" and let's imagine, I thought he was hilarious and wasn't QUITE ready to 86 him because, let's say, he was right, I WAS an insolent little kitten and he was my ball of yarn. Let's say. So, if we did have a customer like that, maybe I'd never be able to find his movie. Maybe every time he came up to find a movie, it would be checked out, or missing or lost. And maybe-- just when he was about to crack like a whip, TADA! Oh what's this? Fuck a Fatty Funtime IS in. You're welcome.
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