Porn. Kills. Again.

A very sad story: A truck driver in NY reportedly was watching porn on his laptop when the truck struck a disabled vehicle and killed the driver. The driver being a mother of two from Buffalo.

First of all, how do the cops find out this stuff? Imagine, you're jerking and driving, you know this could turn out bad in ANY second and yet, that seems to make it even more hot to you, so you keep pullin your pud because you've had a boner since you took the zip-zap at the interchange, feverishly whipping up the ranch dressing left over from your truck stop jo-jos into a whispy froth... fap fap fap

IMPACT! BOOM YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE!

Don't you close your laptop? Deny even knowing what it is?

"No sireee I have no idea what that is. A Lap TOP? you say? Why what in tarnation... you mean they make movable computin machines...?"

Well my hats off to the good police of Buffalo for cracking the case and sending him to the slammer!

I gotta wonder out loud- did the trucker finish? He might as well have. He killed a mother for god's sake. This jerk was the the last moment of privacy he's gonna have for years to come. I hope it was worth it to him.