I just found this out: A German dude got to our beloved blog by searching for, "lady amputee porno."
Of course he did.
LOLZ!!! Oh my god. One thing the pornstore has taught me, Germans and truckers are some sick fuckers.
Once a German woman walked into the porno store. I didn't even engage her, I just heard her awful accent grunting to someone else so I pointed. "Yeah YOUR section is THAT WAY."
She screwed up her eyebrows like she only spoken de deutsch and didn't understand a word I said. So I spoke louder, "DE PISSEN UND SHITTEN UND FISTEN IS OVEN ZER!"
"Danke."
And away she went.
More on the truckers later... but know this, it's gonna get weird.
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