Director of Pretty Woman and Valentine's Day, Directs Porn!

But not really. HA HA. See what I did there? that's a little move I like to call "pulling an AVN."

Hollywood (real) director, Garry Marshall did a skit for the George Lopez show in which he "directs" a porno shoot.

But, the brilliant helmet heads at the AVN think it's news and act like it's a real thing. They refer to Will Ryder and his ilk as "excellent directors" who should be "shivering in their undies" now that Garry Marshall is making porn. And by "making" I mean he played a part in a skit.

WHO WRITES THIS SHIT!? Are they trying to be funny?

Reading the AVN is like talking to... oh I don't know, Liza Minnelli in the 80's. I'm sensing a lot of self-importance and substance abuse. Yes yes, I know, AVN, you told me how awesome your "fans" are...

I imagine the offices at AVN to be just one giant opium den, everyone's getting their dick sucked and a man-baby is typing up their 'news.'

Do go read the article. It's short, and ridiculous. They'll see the little increase in web activity and think they're hot shit.