"Betcha this job is pretty weird..."

Some of my responses:


"You'd win."

"No, but I think you'd like it to be..."

In my best Marilyn Monroe voice: "I don't know about weird. Do you know what it is? HOT. Steamy hot sexy sex, kinky weird. I'm such a little minx, one time I took a big fat balding customer in the back room and sucked his brain out through his little weeny hose. Think of me as a young Helen Keller-- just as horny and twice as dumb..."