The AVN Writes Again!

If there is any doubt left that the AVN hires 7th grade hillbillies to write for them, please go read this mess from them about Vivid's writing offer to musician John Mayer.

First of all, once again Steve "Da Dome" Hirsch is SO brilliant to waste his time by even writing Mayer a letter. Right now, Mayer is eating the biggest shit sandwich of his entire career, no doubt regretting thinking he was so cool he could do an interview while high as fuck, and here comes Steve "Shit For Brains" Hirsch, lumbering at him at a retard's pace with "herp-derp you can write for us!"

Steve is an opportunistic pig and is right there with a colostomy bag to catch the shit every time a celebrity fucks up and takes a dump in public. What a great guy.

I love how the article ends with, "And then some." WOO how ominous! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! And then some what? And then some pickles? And then some aliens will come down and suck John Mayer's cock in front of Jessica Simpson?

Their editing process must involve hitting the opium pipe and saying, "Right on."

I wonder if they're hiring...