Ah, Tiffany, we loved you while we had you. You may or may not recall Teacher Tiffany Shepard, who was fired from her teaching job in Florida because she took some racy pictures on a boat. And then the weird swinger couple who made her think they were her friends, told her she's incapable of doing anything else but get into porn. So of course, she did. She took life-altering advice from a dude named "Captain Gil." Oh yes, she did.
Well, I guess she tripped and hit her head on something because she's come back to her senses. She's doing now what she SHOULD have done in the first place, gone back to school and moved on with her life. She's doing modeling and getting her Masters.
A little set-back tho, the only reason I found out about this is because she got arrested. Evidently she has a stalker (fan?), so she called the cops and then got pinched for filing a fake police report. DRAMA AT EVERY TURN! God I hope she writes a book. What else could happen to her? How did she NOT fuck Tiger Woods!?
Confidential to Tiffany: I know you're reading this blog. I'm glad you took my advice and got rid of that creepy couple who made you their whore. Now, listen up little sister, you need to move as soon as you're done with school. Get out of that fucking crazy town. And while you're at it, get some therapy cause whatever you're doing is part of the problem.
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