Digital Playground is finally coming out with a line of sex toys to coincide with their feature film release, Pirates XXX and Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge.
That's wonderful. Wow. PIRATES WAS RELEASED FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO! OH if only George Lucas was as smart at marketing as Digital Playground and put out Star Wars action figures five years after the fact! George Lucas, what a dumbshit!
THE PORN INDUSTRY IS RUN BY MORONS! You know what, I could have used these ridiculous sex toys when the movie was released but DP is sending this shit to me NOW to sell? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! QWadu-32-u09u4we09uwe0touiweflkjlufuck!
ARE THEY HIGH?
Digital Playground "Exec" 1: Duuuuuuuude. You know what we totally forgot to do?
DP Exec 2: Feed the baby?
DP Exec 1: Oh shit. Yep. AND put out those Pirate toy things. Let's do that after we beat WOW.
Everyone at Digital Playground needs to be fired and they OWE ME AN APOLOGY!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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