Submit to me, maggot.

My secretary. Ginger, and I spent the holidays in Rome. The trip was fine. Italy actually looks a lot like Animal House in some parts. They don't show you that in National Geographic.

Just one order of business before we get started: I do accept other clerk's writings for inclusion on the blog. I own and operate this website and my experience is unique to me. That said, there are elements of our job that are common to all of us clerks. There is a thread of pain and humor that ties us all together. I will let other clerks be heard- not every single submission will be approved but shit you've seen my posts how picky could I be? Anyway, I have some submissions now I'm just about ready to roll them out. If you are a clerk, or have been a clerk, drop me a line.

pornclerksubmissions@gmail.com

Now, on with the countdown.