And not in the good way.
A little story: Once upon a time, a handsome relic named Jesse James was married to a porn princess named Janine Lindemulder. What the hell could go wrong! Everything. JJ got Janine pregnant. Met Sandra Bullock. JJ left Janine for Sandra while Janine was 7 months pregnant.
Janine led a quiet life for a while. She found herself in some money troubles and went back to doing what she does best: Humping. She got pinched by the Uncle Sam for tax evasion. Turns out the good Uncle is a fag and wouldn't accept a reach around deal from Janine. So the government did what they should always do to a single mother: Throw her in club fed for six months and a half way house for another six months. A whole year away from her daughter and ironically, away from any ability she could have to make money to oh I don't know, maybe repay those fucking taxes.
Janine gave her now five-year-old daughter to her ex husband and baby daddy, Jesse James, who is now married to America's sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. Well wonderful. So in good faith, they'll take perfect care of this little girl and reunite her with her mommy when the dust settles. RIGHT? Cause, everyone knows Sandra doesn't want to be a mother. I mean she's over 40 and has had a thousand chances to give birth to one of her own demons. NOPE! Guess who's baby she likes? Janine's. The couple have no intention of letting the little girl go back to live with her mother. Jesse James is claiming Janine is unfit to be a parent and will let their daughter be around drug addicts and felons. Oh, cause there are no people like that in Hollywood, right?
OH I get it. Janine being in the porn industry was good enough while James was boning her, but now that she's boning everyone else, it's unsavory.
Being in porn is not a crime and doesn't make you an unfit mother.
It makes you a weird mother. But then again, so does church.
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